Episcopal High School

A school located in Alexandria, Virginia. The majority of the boys at this school were not accepted into Woodberry Forest School, which is considered of much higher quality than Episcopal High School. The girls there are okay, you almost feel bad for them because they have to go to school with a bunch of fags that are just bitter because they didnt get into Woodberry. EHS is renowned for getting there asses kicked by Woodberry, namely in football, and namely when they lost 42-0 to Woodberry in November of 2005. Yeah, it was 36-0 at halftime, and then when Woodberry got bored, the smallest kid on their team decided to fuck up some kid from EHS until he had to go off the field on a stretcher. EHS as a school is usually lumped in the category of other girls with faggot male students, such as St. Christopher's and Collegiate. They all want to go to Woodberry, but are too stupid. EHS is full of potheads and fuckups. They are referred to as Goons by many people, as they suck so much they cant have an actual school mascot. The end.

"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Oh, I guess that means you didnt get into Woodberry."
or
"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Wow, you fuckin suck."

by Goon Hater April 30, 2006

Episcopal Academy

Episcopal is such a preppy fucking school. You can smell our excessive white privilege from a mile away. 1/8th of each grade is colored. Some kids actually try to be smart and excel but you know the white folks take over 🤪. One kid literally set a fire in the boy's locker room. The standard EA white trash kids (some are decent) are lowkey racist and highkey homophobic, ignorant, and hypocritical. If for some reason you want you or your kid to go to EA make sure that you're rich, white, and that you can be popular or else you'll be prone to depression XD.

Where do you go to school?
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.

or

What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.

by abcdefgpleasenobodykillme November 17, 2018

episcopal academy

the suckiest skool at sports, considering that IRWINS WON ON EA/AIS DAY. and could possibly have the ugliest slutiest girls at their skool. nothing else to be said.

episcopal academy sluts are so retarted alll you have to do is meet one of them.

by fords all the way November 12, 2006

Episcopal academy

The most preppy school out there. It’s where you send your sons to become mediocre athletes and an ok inheritance for your money! You send your daughters for finishing school so she will ultimately marry rich! The girls are all tall blondes who are sluts to say the least. It’s also known as EA.

Boy one: dude that girls so hot

Boy two: bro she’s from Episcopal academy so don’t date her

Boy one: oh thanks bro

Or

Girl one: that guy sucks at football but thinks he’s really good I hate him
Girl two: he’s from EA that’s why
Girl one: that makes so much more sense

by Ionlylovemahbedandmahmama July 15, 2018

Episcopal High School

School full of absolute losers and shitty athletes. Their athletic facilities may be the biggest waste of money I have ever seen. They get butt fucked in football yet their in the IAC!!!! Fucking Prep is considered good at football there. If you ever wanna see an EHS kid, just go to Bradlee on the weekend and they'll be at lacrosse unlimited in all vineyard vines even though they suck dick at lax. They also sweat SSSAS kids hard and get invited to nothing.

SSSAS Kid 1:Jesus who's that fag with the ray bans and wallabees .
SSSAS Kid 2: Goes to Episcopal High School. What a fag, probably sucks of everyone to get invited to our parties.
Prep kid: Your all irrelevant losers stfu

by DMV FACTS November 24, 2018

The Episcopal Academy

The Episcopal Academy is a preppy school. But what you don't realize is that the people writing these things in are just jealous cause they go to Haverford and lack girls. These people writing in go to one of the rival schools and have the same type cars, with the same "Main-Line" moms, and the same life style. The kids at EA are more real and down to earth then any of the schools in the Inter AC (the correct spelling). Yes EA is misrepresented by losers that put their "sweet sixteen" on MTV. If I am not mistakin though I beleive he was Hanging out with mostly Haverford kids. Episcopal Academy is a great place to go to school and will be ridiculously dominant after their new campus is built.

By the way, Don't be pissed because Episcopal kids can party.

by Yep MMMMHmmmm March 11, 2005

The Episcopal Academy

full of hottt boysss

ais sophomore class approves you

"woahh hes FINEEEE"
"yeahh he goes to EA"
"yeah i can tell..."

by some girl April 18, 2005