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enlightment

Enlightenment, spiritual enlightening
The Bible contains truth truths that give enlightment.

That person should be categorised accordingly for the rest of earthly days fraction
you see overshadow enlightment.
by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009
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Enlightenment

lightened up feeling u get pushing ur crap down the bottom of b̶o̶w̶e̶l̶s̶ things... outer eyes half open ...inner open full bore... peering thru some distant unknown.
X - Hey where u goin !?🤔
Y - Can't 🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️hold this s̶h̶i̶t̶ enlightenment anymore. 🏃 ♂️🏃 ♂️🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️
by Salle dicking around April 11, 2018
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Enlightenment

The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"

Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
by Ian Broswell September 1, 2010
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enlightning

N. An occurrence in which one is essentially struck dumb by the revelation or comprehension of a previosuly-unknown fact. Misspelling of the common word "enlightening" is here intentional.
Generally used in the form "struck by enlightning."
See Also: TMI
Hearing that the world was not, in fact, flat, proved enlightning to Elena's delicate mind.

Or,

When Roy found out that his best friend from youth, who he'd always trusted, had been spying on him in the locker room due to being secretly gay, he was struck by enlightning and had no idea what to do.
by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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Orgasm Enlightenment

The ideas that you get while having an orgasm. Ideas can be as elaborate as a new invention or as simple as another sex fantasy.
Dude, the other night when I was fucking this girl i had an Orgasm Enlightenment. what if Jada Fire had sex with an anime person who had a 2 foot dick?
by masterhizzay19 November 18, 2010
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enlightenment

1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
2. an epiphany
man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
by Demosthenes May 13, 2005
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Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.
I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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