emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad February 23, 2009

intergalactic emergency

When niggas from outa space start takin' yo dank ass weed.

Those aliens are taking our weed, this is an intergalactic emergency!

by Tum$ February 10, 2014

Emergence

a doujinshi made by an artist called "shindol".

normie: hey who's this Saki Yoshida?

some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013

by suzutski December 17, 2018

Emergency Backup Ting

Originally from @CoochieObtainer101#3243 on discord, An emergency backup ting is an image or video that is somewhat incriminating and can be used to further extort a person for the lolz.

"(takes screenshot) That's emergency backup ting 100!!!"

by MyG2012 May 11, 2019

eurgh

An exclamation used in the event of seeing something gross or disturbing. Primarily British, with the specific phonetic tone of the word being a result of the British accent.
Closely related to "ew" in both meaning and sound.

"Eurgh, this milk has gone sour."
"Look, those monkeys are going at it! Eurgh!"

by Matterialize July 29, 2006

emergency air drop

taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.

jordan wanted to impress his friends so he hung onto the roof and took an "emergency air drop"

by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 3, 2011

beer emergency

The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.

Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.

by mstrOfDisaster July 6, 2006