Democratic Party

The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.

DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'

Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.

DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*

by Red Voter For Life!!! March 21, 2021

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004

Democratically progressive

Under the tlc of the democratic party, something so progressive that it actually becomes regressive, maybe even illegal.

The state of California banning ice cars is democratically progressive. Not to mention that it violates our anti-trust laws and thus creates a monopoly.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2022

The democratic party

Their donors are made up of mostly rich, white and woke individuals.

Contrary to the democratic party, the donors of the republican party are mostly bipoc, white, poor and patriotic.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Democratic Underground

A Democratic party supporter's website that is a gathering place for politics obsessed misanthropes who seethe with impotent rage at their complete lack of power and control over the American people. The poster's at Democratic Underground all seem to be bourgeois lefty political groper's in various stages of mental illness. Paranoia reigns supreme there, as does self-loathing, hatred of people in general, a strident belief in complex conspiracies which dominate and thwart them at every turn, and a desperate need to believe that all of their problems in life are somebody else's fault.

"I can't function in life because Chimpy McFlightsuit, Darth Cheney, KKKarl Rove, Halliburton, Bectel, the KBR death camps, Diebold, Blackwater, LIHOP, MIHOP, chem-trails, Fitzmas, Scooter Libby, and the Pentagon's hurricane and earthquake machine ruined my life... so I might as well hang out here at Democratic Underground."

by RonnieTheGreat April 19, 2008

democratic society

a society where everyone including felons have the right to vote.

you are felon but in a democratic society you have the right to vote.

by keegan kirk January 20, 2009

democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011