Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Emoland

A ironic playground for emo kids/teens, where the poor unfortunate tortured souls can set thier fears in motion. A intense place where everyone with depressed thoughts linger at one point and time.

While I lived in emoland the lawn always cut it's self.

by Kate Monster June 2, 2011

Exclamation Whore

n. A person who over uses Exclamation Points when writing note to people or when talking on MSN Messenger.

For Example – “Hey! What’s up! How you been!!!!!!”

“My History teacher is such a Exclamation Whore”

by Gavousness October 11, 2005

Eclare

The sexiest couple alive in television. Eclare bitch. Degrassi star couple. If you dont know who they are you deserve a slapping. Eclare is made up of Elijah Goldsworthy and, Clare Edwards. They started to "Officially" go out in "All Falls Down Part 2" . If they were to ever break up, thousands of fangirls would cry and, throw a fit. Were badass fans like that.

Oh my, in Degrassi, Eclare was totes adorable!

by Eclareofficial December 12, 2010

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt

Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over mine salty face when I start crying, could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie make me not wanna die love me rough and let me fly get me up yeah get me high tie me down don’t leave my side don’t be a waste of my time

It’s always ily never cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt

by Slaygirlboss April 24, 2023