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ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.
Elyssa’s favourite hobby is to share peoples vapes - “watch your vape; Elyssa is coming
elyssa by ketpet December 7, 2023

elyssa toro 

A girl or boy that has no family but only friends
Wow that person must be a elyssa toro bc they have no family
elyssa toro by Toro Renee000 July 23, 2015

Elyssa M 

Elyssa is an amazing girl. she is fun to be around. Elyssa Always has the latest tea to spill. she is good at art but bad a Japanese. she gets extreme mental malfunction breakdown when she gets yet another stupid worthless assignment that will not contribute to her future. no we don't want to know how to count to 10 in Japanese. WE WANT TO LEARN USEFUL LIFE SKILLS SO WE DON'T BECOME HOMELESS!
Elyssa M wanted to die when she was handed another assignment.

Please spill the tea Elyssa

PLEASE Don't kill me Elyssa M
Elyssa M by LemonLorikeet September 25, 2019

Elyssa Gamboa

You're too good for me. I fall head over heels for you everyday.
Elyssa Gamboa is for Angela only.
Elyssa Gamboa by Yuzu Aihara October 28, 2021

elyssa toro 

A girl or boy that has no family but only friends
Wow that person must be a elyssa toro bc they have no family
elyssa toro by Toro Renee000 July 23, 2015

elyssa dixon 

elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love

elyssa dixon can sing.
elyssa dixon by elyssasswagdog March 12, 2021