elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Elton

An intellectually gifted, talented, and skillful person, who is extremely kind, caring, and talented. He's not very tall but sure as hell low-key funny and has a great smile. He's strong and very well builted. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

OMG you look; Elton like.

by Lighthouse April 24, 2017

Wet Elton

Licking your finger and inserting it into someone's anus

Thanks for the Wet Elton, Craig.

by Tyler Carpenter September 29, 2005

Elton

A man who is very tall with a huge dick

Wow look at that bulge; he must be an elton

by Thicc boi 5 September 25, 2018

Elton

A adorable hunk that will steal your heart from a mille away. He’s a bit of a surfer dude, longer hair, chilled attitude. Elton is always up for spending time together and never fails to make you fall at his knees. He’s just too irresistible! He loves you with all his heart and you will have no trouble falling in love with his outgoing personality.

Your such an Elton!

by 🇦🇺 July 24, 2018

Elton John

Sir Elton Hercules John (Noun)

Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.

"Dude why arent you going to the Green Day Concert tonight"
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"

by Piano Man March 20, 2005