Eleven it

Anytime you do not know an answer to a math question, or any question in that matter, you shall simply guess the answer to be 11.

Someone: duuuuuuuude that test was sooooo hard, idk how u finished so early
Sometwo: Bro I didn't even know what the hell I was doing, I just elevened the shit out of it
Somethree: how did u guys do on the test, im taking it today and im really nervous
Someone and somethree: Just Eleven it!

by SASSSSSSSYASSSSSS April 24, 2019

Eleven

Eleven is the number of cum-spurts I usually have when I have a cumgasm.

I had an Eleven when I whacked-off this morning.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Eleven

When a female or a male is beyond a ten, they're are just too sexy/awesome it makes your teeth hurt.

Ohhh fuck me, Joe is an ELEVEN!

by ilytoo April 13, 2009

Elevens

It means "fuck you" or "I don't want to fucking do that". It comes from the act of putting your two middle fingers up they look like the number eleven It is said instead of actually putting up your fingers.

Elevens to that, I'm chucking elevens to that

by Gypsy Salazar February 22, 2010

Elevens

A burnout competition to see who can lay the longest stretch of straight lines on a road by smoking their tires. The lines form a number 11 shape.

I'll bet I can lay better elevens than you can.

Let's go do some elevens in that parking lot.

by Andaroo da Monkey November 17, 2011

elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

by My name is "me shooting you in the head" unimportant December 14, 2008

The Eleven

When a women sucks your dick and when you cum in her mouth, you pull her head upside down so that your sperm come out of her nose, shaping the number eleven.

-Hey Eric, i just performed the Eleven on Agnes last night!

-Me too, mine eleven was a little wierd, looked like a twelve.

by ringynyn March 27, 2011