elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

elephantine

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.

"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"

by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018

Elephantitus

Elephantitus is a condition where the infected part of the body grows abnormally in size.

That muslim fuck with the ball sack that looked like a space hopper.

by Robby O'licious Bacon January 14, 2005

elephantom

A phantom of questionably large size

The old custodian met a mysterious elephantom one late night

by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

elephantitis

the disease where the penis is very small, but the testicles are EXTREMELY large

Look at that guy's junk! He has to have elephantitis!

by Krazy K November 30, 2002