flock of elderly

A large or obscene amount of old people in a condensed area.

"Wow, it's insanely crowded here, I swear I've seen at least 3 flocks of elderly!"

The flock of elderly in the mall the other day, was moving like a stamped."

by Luc_The_King_1300 August 26, 2017

Elderly

Used in reference to people of immense age. While typically only applicable to those 65 and older, special exceptions are made for those born on September 8th, 2003 specifically. These people constitute being referred to as "old hags".

"Daym you seen dat girl Rizzy? She an old hag! Hella elderly"-Everyone

by branananabert January 25, 2023

Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025

SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)

When that old bitch fine, but then really not fine.

“Did your grandfather suffer from SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)?”
“Yea he died”

by Nayomiey November 19, 2023