Einstein

a great person, that pulls hella bitches

damn bro, einstein just stole my fucking girl.

by adasdasdasdsadd23ed234d October 22, 2020

Einstein

Glasses that you would wear when you want to look professional.

I got my einsteins on during the the day, but at night I put my stunna shades on.

by Double Deez October 20, 2006

Einstein

One of the myriad of Jews with an extremely high IQ- that made extremely important contributions to Physics with his relativity and other theories.

EINSTEIN JEWISH SCIENTIST

by Dirogo April 30, 2009

Einstein

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

einstein

When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.

I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.

by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009

Einstein

Tech N9ne. The greatest rapper out there.

Einstein = Tech N9ne

by Thug of Darkness December 13, 2007

Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.

Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.

by xSatansAmbitionx September 15, 2006