To Einstein someone is to transfer blame from yourself to someone else at the speed of light.
To Einstein , transferring blame from one person to another or transferring blame from yourself to someone else and then extremely fast Manor.
by To Einstein someone October 27, 2019
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Glasses that you would wear when you want to look professional.
I got my einsteins on during the the day, but at night I put my stunna shades on.
by Double Deez October 20, 2006
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One of the myriad of Jews with an extremely high IQ- that made extremely important contributions to Physics with his relativity and other theories.
by Dirogo April 30, 2009
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Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.
I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009
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