A person who is able to use the words "horrifying" and "fascinating" in the same sentence, unironically.
As a scientist, I find the mindset behind *insert cultural atrocity* both horrifying and fascinating and I want to study it.
by RavenAngel November 28, 2014
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"The model uses a multilayered canopy submodel of photosynthesis and phenology initially developed for the PnET-Day and PnET-II models by Aber et al."
by GiBe June 16, 2005
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Evil leader: "Is the fusion machine ready?"
Subordinate: "Not yet sir, but we'll get more scientists and finish on schedule."
Subordinate: "Not yet sir, but we'll get more scientists and finish on schedule."
by _Henry_ March 30, 2009
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by Dr Agnostic August 10, 2003
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Jesus on toast leaves scientists baffled.
Jesus on toast leaves scientists baffled.
by Rafcio March 29, 2008
Get the scientist mug.Having scientist on a resume doesn't make someone more trustworthy, if anything you know this is somebody who thinks it's okay to fuck with animals and claim it's for a greater good. It's bad enough that people have turned animals into pets, and scientists think they should be willing and cooperative Guinea pigs for humans.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
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