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by Larson November 9, 2006
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Eight By Six

A term a man, particularly a gay man, might use to describe his penis in length and then by width (sometimes meaning girth or circumference), in inches (20 by 15 cm). He's lying, of course. Or at least, no more than a two percent chance he's in that territory.

If he claims six by eight (six long, eight "wide" or perhaps in circumference), you're getting into choad territory. See choad also spelled chode. Demand immediate proof.
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"So he told me, 'I've got an eight by six.' At first I thought he was talking about a new kind of car engine, or something. I finally figured out what he meant, but he had already proven himself to be such a jerk that I had no desire to check out that particular attribute."

Old Joke -- Q: What's a Gay Eight? A: Six inches.

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by al-in-chgo March 1, 2010
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eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine
by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011
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Eight ball syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017
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That's Eighty

Noun: A philosophy that allows one to channel paranoia or insecurity in a way that leads to risk mitigation.
Reporter: 'You're up 2-0, are you not happy or are you half happy?' Kobe: 'What's there to be happy about?' Reporter: 'You're up 2-0?' Kobe: 'The jobs not finished' = That's eighty!

The feeling of anti-complacency one gets after an achievement causing them to avoid shortcomings in the future.
by Billy Got'em May 13, 2021
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