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esports whore

An annoying dumb fuck chick playing online games (normally Overwatch or League of Legends) that gets carried by someone above her own skill level and thinks she’s better than she really is. Normally you can identify them when they blame everyone but herself when games aren’t going a right way
“Why are you all so bad?!?!?!?!”
Shut up you esports whore”
by Not giving my name to machine January 12, 2019
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BIG ESPORTS

The greatest and BIGGEST gamer, organization, content creator to ever exist in our current societal plane of time. Also, the man is one of the greatest snipers to ever lay their hands on the hit 2019 title, *Call of Duty: Modern Warfare*.
Person 1: "Oh yo man you watch xQc on Twitch?"
Based Person 2: "Fuck nah dude, I watch BIG ESPORTS"
by xQcLpepega February 9, 2021
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Nigo Esports

Worlds best Organisation. Founded by the best Radiant Player in Valorant of all regions A.K.A "Nigo"
by nigo esports May 4, 2022
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Moist Esports

Moist Esports refers to the greatest esports team in history. Founded by Moist Cr1tikal, the pussy slayer himself. moist esports always dominates the competition.
by CybrSheep September 7, 2021
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Export

An export is a pint sanctioned by a beloved local. Unlike a regular pint, this one is endorsed by the pub, who are entirely happy that you take it home with you, glass and all.

It must be noted that with power comes great responsibility. The glass must be returned within a 24 hour period, lest said privileges be revoked.

Should a member of staff ever question the loyalty of an export beneficiary, his/her door keys must be offered to whomever asks, with an invitation to check said home for unreturned glasses. If a single pub glass is found, said folk be barred for a month.
You: 'What time are you closing tonight?'
Host: 'In twenty minutes'
You: 'May I have a pint now… and an export for later?'
Host: 'Certainly'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011
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esports

A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.
Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.
by Derek The Trojan October 8, 2008
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Esports

A place where it is possible for a bunch of fat people to be using a computer and be counted as a sport.
"Why aren't those guys having PE?"
"I heard they're doing Esports"
by H1r0sh1ma September 4, 2017
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