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1990 Jeep Cherokee Grand Wagoneer.
Grey with fake wood paneling.
Purpose: to have sex in and is also great for hauling band equipment.
My first car was Elwood.
Elwood by Shelby Stafford April 22, 2006

Ellwood City, Pa 

Small city located an hour away from Pittsburgh. Licoln Jr./Sr. High school is where everyone goes from 7th grade to 12th grade. Has 3 elemantry schools, one that would make it for was recently shut down. Has one bar located closely to Ellport. And one bar around main street. Many resteraunts. Heavy Itilian population. Holy Redemer is a "private" school where there are uniforms and one nun teacher. Homes in nice places such as Ewing park, Walnut Drive, and Meadowridge Estates.
Person 1: This place is small
Person 2: Ya, but everyone helps each other out.
Person 1: True. The school district is better than Riverside
Person 2: See, Ellwood City, Pa is amazing

Elwood Joke 

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.
Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
Elwood Joke by dheeh November 28, 2019
A registered sex offender
Only a real Elwood offends 7 year old boys
elwood by elwood7yearoldboys June 28, 2022