eggsaladly

Eggsaladly is another way to say exactly.

You are eggsaladly right Simon. Planned obsolescence has given companies millions of dollars in revenue.

by Aqueous93 August 24, 2017

eggplant pussy

A big-ass, oblong, smooth, shiny purple pussy.

She has a swollen eggplant pussy.

by TheTangMan April 26, 2014

eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

by NWfan February 27, 2011

Eggplant

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

Eggplant Emoji

Dick.

Eggplant emojis are commonly used to represent male genetalia.

I sent her some wild eggplant emoji pics

by breanna gregory July 5, 2016

eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

by C & L September 11, 2008

eggplant enthusiast

Synonymous to a banana gobbler; a woman who loves to eat cock; a promiscuous woman who fucks on the first date.

She wants to relinquish her past history of being an eggplant enthusiast and finally settle down into a committed relationship.

by Gabz718 September 29, 2019