"Uh oh! The Eddy's coming!"
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Eddy: "Hey, wait up guys!"
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Eddy: "Hey, wait up guys!"
by White boi back at it again February 7, 2017

by Lor Ragu April 3, 2019

Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely nice guys, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent however having such a laid back attitude is their down fall. Eddie's worst trait is letting jealously getting the better of him, if something's his, he doesn't want to share. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
by abcdefg13 July 6, 2011

by muffinyall March 4, 2009

Eddie is a great friend, and probably the most shy out of all. But once you get to really know Eddie, he lights up the world, he is not fake, he knows when you are down. If you have a friend who is a Eddie, you got your life in great hands. An Eddie isn’t a fake friend and knows how to solve problems. He is very smart, and he likes to play video games, maybe such as “Call Of Duty’’ or “Overwatch”. If you don’t have a Eddie your missing a piece to your life’s puzzle. The universe wants you to get a friend who is named Eddie!
by GirlWhoBlogs56 July 5, 2018

Eddy is a weird dude but he cool when u get to know him. He is mr steal yo gurl cause how sexy he is and his jawline is fucken insane. Eddy’s have 10” long cocks so for u hornet ass bitches get ur self an Eddy. He’s last’s so long in bed and will make u cum 5 times in a row. Eddy can be an annoying ass sped at times but when u really know him then u all g but if u get on his bad side ur fucked.
Omg I got fucked so hard by Eddy
Eddy is actual retarded but that’s how he makes us laugh
Eddy is my super whit ass nigga
Eddy is actual retarded but that’s how he makes us laugh
Eddy is my super whit ass nigga
by Fucken dawg January 7, 2019

"It's January 1st, 2020 in Illinois. You gonna buy some legal pot?"
"Nah, man. But I am gonna buy some eddies!"
"Nah, man. But I am gonna buy some eddies!"
by magiclars15 January 1, 2020
