exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

Mexican Exchange

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.

Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!

by TinyT187 February 11, 2010

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

The Hollywood Exchange

This is a sexual proclivity (fetish) where two individuals decide to come together in the bedroom. During The Hollywood Exchange, these individuals firmly press their anuses against each other. One individual then makes a bowel movement (BM) thereby pushing the excrement in to the other individual's anus.

Repeat as desired.

The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.

Danny and Andrew really like to make each other feel great by complimenting one another. One night they decide to take it to the next level. The two gentlemen remove their drawers and press their assholes tightly against each other. Andrew passes a firm log out, and in to Danny's dirt star. Danny grins widely, proclaiming his thanks for The Hollywood Exchange.

by VeuveStoneLight November 2, 2013

Brown Elephant Exchange

When two people put their anuses together, one person defecates (preferably a solid log), while the other relaxes to receive the gift into their rectum.

Derived from the "White Elephant" (a crappy gift - pun intended), the Brown Elephant Exchange also illustrates the exchange of items from one elephant trunk to another.

This maneuver is typically only performed by experts.

After Tad and Charles cut their teeth mastering the rusty trombone, they joined the big leagues by completing a successful Brown Elephant Exchange.

by Matt-tastic January 1, 2013

Ethangamer

An Ethangamer is a term to describe somebody who is immature and childish, generally boys between the ages of 4-12 who play games, but can extend into adolescence if still childish.

Oh my god...... Lorenzo is such an Ethangamer... he still is obsessed with roblox and hangs chicken scratch drawings on his bedroom wall.

by McCabe88 December 23, 2021

armani exchange

The most affordable "armani" of them all, carrying the logo A|X, generally geared toward the metro/uber_sexuals, and high middle and upper class young stylish audience. Their clothes are often fitting for the night life; and their most notable items are the super nice jackets, especially those moto-style jackets for both sexes, of which they offer many different designs each season.

A: Damn, that motojacket looks so nice and stylish!
B: Thanks, it's from Armani Exchange.
A: Now you're just missing a motorcycle.

by Andy Cao January 20, 2006