Roger Ebert

To call someone a Roger Ebert is to say that they are a naive pompous asshat with no credibility. It is most often used to describe people who spout their opinion on subjects they know little to nothing about.

This slang term became increasingly popular when the Pulitzer prize winning film critic declared that "video games can never be art," all while stubbornly refusing to play any of the great games of the medium. He found it unnecessary to experience an art form before denouncing its entire artistic merit.

"You hate the book, but you just said you never read it - way to pull a Roger Ebert."

by Sander_Cohen April 22, 2010

Ebert

A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.

Ebert's style-giving helpful comments to cast of film, or to moviegoers.

Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.

by Zano July 5, 2004

elberte

An amazing person someone you always want to be around. Elberte is usually smart, sexy, funny,creative,can either sing or dance and is also a great artist.

Person 1: Oh, I saw Elberte in the show. She was amazing!
Person 2: Elberte is the top of the class

by Depresshun March 18, 2017

elberto

Elberto is a man who is a really good guy as a father. Most elbertos have big penises and tower dominance in the sheets.

Ooh Elberto, ready for round 100,000,0089?
You know it, giggity giggity goo!

by The Jet was Taken February 17, 2021

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.

A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.

by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021

Roger Ebert

The greatest film critic. Although we can all disagree with some of his reviews, he remains the best.

The skies are always dark with airborne filth in this Los Angeles of the future. It usually rains. The infrastructure looks a lot like now, except older and more crowded, and with the addition of vast floating zeppelins, individual flying cars, and towering buildings of unimaginable size. When I first saw the film I was impressed by the giant billboards with moving, speaking faces on them, touting Coca-Cola and other products. Now I walk over to Millennium Park and see giant faces looming above me, smiling, winking, and periodically spitting (but not Coke). As for the flying cars, these have been a staple of sci-fi magazine covers for decades, but remain wildly impractical and dangerous, unless locked into a control grid. - Roger Ebert on Blade Runner

by Hey Arnold August 7, 2008

Emberti

1. Verbal expression of confusion, due to an abstract or difficult to discern statement, idea, or question.

Variations:
1. Bert
2. Emberti
3. Emberti Carn
4. Berti

"Ali, do you understand what the teacher is saying?" said I.
"Emberti?!" replied Ali in utter confusion.

by A. Mac. April 6, 2007