Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014

Logan Ebanks

A very tall human who everyone loves because he's a building aka Eiffel tower

Logan ebanks is a building

by Bigwigga July 16, 2019

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Erack

How George Bush pronounces 'Iraq'. Also how George Bush spells 'Iraq'.

The once all-powerful ruler of Erack was found in a hole, and now sits in a prison cell.

George W. Bush

by Muckle Flugga December 14, 2008

Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

Ebockulation Disorder

A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.

Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.

by drinktildeath January 4, 2012