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Easton

A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.

Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).

Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.

To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Hey where do you live?"
"Easton"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
by I live in October 14, 2005
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easton pa

A place where everyone is either fake, a bitch, or retarder. It's a shitty town, filled with scum bags and two faced bitches with the personal hygiene of chimpanzee.
" look at the dirty monkey." " No son, he's just from Easton pa."
by AmishNiggerJew August 8, 2016
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Easton Middle School

Lame ass school with hot chicks and you fall asleep in world language (spanish class) so yeah it sucks ass
Dude 1: I go to Easton Middle School

Dude 2: I feel sorry for you man

Dude 1: me sad now
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Easton

A city in Pennsylvania known for it's soaring High School dropout rates, young female teens getting knocked up, and of course its superior laziness
Ex. Wow you're such a bum, Do you live in Easton?
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Eatonville

A boring little po-dunk town in Washington State with nothing but a market and a motel.
Hick: I live in Eatonville
Stranger:... Where?
by C BJ S May 3, 2008
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Easton

Easton is a very hung man. When he plays baseball, his peen becomes very hung. It hangs out of his shorts sometimes. Easton is the literal definition of hung peen.
Dude, I have an Easton.
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Eaton, Colorado

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!
by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011
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