Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

Eatonism

An aura that surrounds a person, making most girls fall in love with them on sight

Student 1:Dude, look at that girl all over him.
Student 2:Yeah, she's fallen under eatonism.

Girl walks up to guy.
Girl: "How are you getting all these girls to like you?"
Guy: "It's just the eatonism baby."
Girl falls in love with guy.

by Zoe Dumas May 16, 2010

Eaton

This is the act of eating while riding an portable donkey while making your way downtown eating fast and then heading home

"Yo did you see Nik eaton yesterday?"
"Yeah man that was crazy"

by Eatonknower June 2, 2014

Eaton Community College

Is full of communists and drug rings.

Also known as:
Eaton Communist College,
Eaton Criminal College,
Eaton Correctional College,
Eaton Community College,

by Noel Brunning April 21, 2011

Eaton

One who fiends for a fix; especially referring to someone who tries to get stuff on credit.

That dude be Eaton. Trying to get them roxies from me, but don't get paid until midnight Tuesday.

by Jack Fishman August 4, 2019

Eaton High School

Imagine like rubbing hand sanitizer on a cut, it’s like that.

Eaton High School is worse then Hell.

by anonymous June 20, 2022

Brandon Eaton

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016