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pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005
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earliness

The act or state of being early.
If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.
by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010
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earlungess

When you see a fine ass motherfucker and your ears start tingling
Damn that man be fine, he be giving me earlungess
by Earlungess March 9, 2015
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Egolingus

To lick, stroke or inflate someone's ego through verbal praise and compliments.
If I provide her with enough egolingus, I will surely get the job.
by GregoryRS May 11, 2015
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erlingas

a wealthy man who has a massive willy 13 inch and is very good at sex especially anal
wow erlingas you have a big penis
by dogm8do November 2, 2016
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Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls
by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
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removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.
I was fine until she started removing her earrings.
by anxious stapler January 22, 2022
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