pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

earliness

The act or state of being early.

If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.

by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010

earlungess

When you see a fine ass motherfucker and your ears start tingling

Damn that man be fine, he be giving me earlungess

by Earlungess March 9, 2015

Egolingus

To lick, stroke or inflate someone's ego through verbal praise and compliments.

If I provide her with enough egolingus, I will surely get the job.

by GregoryRS May 11, 2015

erlingas

a wealthy man who has a massive willy 13 inch and is very good at sex especially anal

wow erlingas you have a big penis

by dogm8do November 2, 2016

Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls

Perros earrings stink

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.

I was fine until she started removing her earrings.

by anxious stapler January 22, 2022