Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Ethiopian Hedgehog

this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.

Yeah my big buddy was gonna try and cornhole me but I already had my Ethiopian Hedgehog ready.

by Free Muffins December 23, 2014

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

ethiopian dirt draggers

Saggy breasts that droop down near the belly button.

I bet that girl in the bikini has ethiopian dirt draggers.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

Ethiopian Death Wheel

An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.

When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.

by maxwell3 April 11, 2011

Ethiopian Sex

A poorer version of normal sex.

"Wow, Ethiopia is poor."

Ethiopian Sex

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011