Tim Hoarding

Someone who orders coffee and sandwich's for four at the drive through and takes a lot of time, driving everyone in the line crazy.

That jerk is wasting everyone's time by Tim Hoarding again.

by David Lawrence Bentley August 24, 2007

Hoarding

Withholding information, files, or physical objects that others desire greatly.

He's HOARDING the video of that girl.

by Jon T. Baptist May 28, 2009

hoarding

HSUS has defined “hoarding” as a mental disorder where a person owns more than the “typical number” of animals and does not care for them in the way HSUS thinks they should. HSUS has further described the “typical number” of animals owned by the typical animal owner as being about two and it provides definitions for “proper care” that are unreasonable in the broadest sense.

DSM-IV does not recognize hoarding as a mental disorder, but only as a symptom of some disorders. Hoarding, in the real world, means to keep and collect things that may or may not have value, and to keep so many things that they stop having value to the person who keeps them.

Hoarding, in the sense that HSUS would want people to believe, means to keep animals in filthy conditions. While this could be problematic, the act is not so unique that it requires its own definition or the reclassification of people who do it as mentally ill. People who keep many animals may or not be mentally ill, yet HSUS is attempting to pass legislation that defines animal owners as mentally ill “hoarders.” HSUS further wants to see mentally ill people classified as criminals.

“Typically, hoarding is an activity with obvious psychological roots, and in many cases it verges on serious mental disorder. Many who have studied it consider it a consequence of serious attachment disorders . . .. Our state anti-cruelty statutes were not drafted with animal hoarding in mind, and generally do not facilitate effective prosecution and resolution of such cases.” –Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of HSUS

by NoAnimalsLeft May 16, 2010

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018

INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021

Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.

"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"

by JGII July 8, 2009

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010