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dermohaem

A slight redness of the forehead, commonly mistaken as eczema.
Causes:-A bite from a horsefly, allergy to detergent and soaps, high blood pressure, stress, some hereditary disorders e.g. coronary heart disease, Food allergies eg. salt, pepper, rosemary, bbq sauce, salsa, wheat-flour, coca-cola.
Insufficient carbohydrate intake.
Treatment-You have one of two options- 1. place your head over a bowl of hot steamy water, with a towel over your head to cleanse the pores. 2. dab some warm water with a few drops of lemon over the affected area.
dermohaem is a rash
by Dr.Alifeeta November 3, 2010
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Dermottle

Dermottle: when you thought you were having a boy, but halfway through saying Dermot you realise it’s a girl. Therefore out comes “Dermottle” followed by a flood of tears.
“I can see the babies head. Here comes our little baby boy....wait...it’s a Dermottle?”
by Smiley Shark April 30, 2019
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Dermot

Dermot is a adjective for retard , who is a cheater and likes two girls at the same time. He is really racist and has a lot of friends, but in an instant, when he cheats on a girl for a slut everyone hates him. Dermot is the type of guy that make the most retarded life decisions, he should be a youtuber.
#mean #retarded #:(
OMG Dermot just cheated on me , now all his friends hat him
by hi.com.au.bitch December 19, 2018
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Dermot

Dermot can be used to decribe a shanking english man who would backstab you in an instant.
He tends to have a small dick and never gets the ladies
Dermot can be a cunt
by Ginger dylan November 19, 2018
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Dozing Dermot

An act by which you engage in masturbation while in close proximity of two copulating acquaintances.
John and Shelly were giving it socks on the couch last night. They thought I was asleep but I actually had a sneaky 'Dozing Dermot'.
by Heffaroony July 1, 2011
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Dermot

A very ugly guy who probably is an inbred incest sucked ur mummmmmmmmmmmmm
DERMOT SUCH A BITCH FAM
by screwyouforreadingthis October 21, 2018
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dermody

1) One who's parents are Nazis.

2) One who purchases inferior computer products.

3) One who has no car, is infected with the T-Virus and has the Game-Genie of Life preinstalled in his brain.
"Don't be a derm."

"Derm is a fag."
by Alan Jones September 29, 2004
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