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lou dobbs

noun.

1. any supernaturally large deposit of human feces, exceeding all expectations of length, girth, and mass.
Dude, I just dropped a lou dobbs and I'm afraid if I flush we'll have to call a plumber

I pushed out a lou dobbs that got my whole back side wet.
by Heptard February 9, 2008
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Carressa Dobbs

The most beautiful girl in the world. The best thing that has ever happened to me. The type of girl that you would want to give up the world to be with. She is really pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and most importantly, the most special person to me. She is beyond perfect. She is so flawless and If I could change anything about her, it would be nothing. She's perfect just the way she is. The type of girl that would be worth staying up all night just to talk to. The girl that will make falling asleep in class the next day worth it. Once you meet her, she will always be on your mind 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. The girl that you would fall in love with and never would want to leave. <3
Carressa Dobbs is the best girlfriend in the world. <3
by corey griffon March 22, 2011
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Dubbs Mood Killer

Originally, the "original Dubbs" was looking for condoms, and didn't want "old dirty man" condoms. Without recourse, Dubbs decided to ask the RA. When the door was answered, the RA's wife was finishing dressing. The RA came, Dubbs asked "may i have a condom sir?" The RA gave him a queer look, and slammed the door.

It should be noted that Dubbs only initiated this task due to the promptings of Gracie-Poo.

Eventually, several drug companies used this coined term in marketing their birth control products and morning-after pills.
"Yo bro, I was banging my chic last night, and i was taking her anal virginity when a random chinese kid showed up."
"Ah shit, what a total dubbs mood killer."

Ben, colon.

"Yo man, I was so worried the other day, I thought I got my bitch pregnant... so I just gave her one of those new dubbs mood killers, and no more problem."
by Woggles March 15, 2008
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Dubbs

Rollin' on Dubbs.
by Austin S. October 26, 2003
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DOBBS

DOBBS, or Delayed Onset Blue Ball Syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. Associated with the common "Blue Ball Syndrome", DOBBS is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. It happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. The more intense the session, and the closer you get to sex, without doing it, the more painful the result. Methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin' that shit.
"Dude, Jenny and I totally made out last night!"
"Well, how was it? Ya get any?"
"No man, and all I've got now is a bad case of the DOBBS."
by The Yeskimo May 12, 2008
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Dobbs

Yo dude I banged this chick in the ass and gave her a Dobbs
by JG Witworth June 6, 2010
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lou dobbs

verb: "to go lou dobbs"

to polemicize about two seemingly distinct political topics while refusing to understand how they are related.

named after from CNN anchor, Lou Dobbs, who rails against trade and illegal immigration without realizing they are connected.
High school debaters often go Lou Dobbs on the issues.
by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006
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