Dutch Oven Surprise 

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!

I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!

Dutch Oven Surprise by Jörg December 12, 2006

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock 

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

Dutch Oven Trumping 

As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.

Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.

Dutch Oven Trumping by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

dutch oven 

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!

dutch oven by Lution Stackridge Esquire August 14, 2003

rich man's dutch oven 

when one sticks ones buttocks in the limo cab, farts and then rolls up the privacy screen.

At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.

rich man's dutch oven by just just kidding January 17, 2011

dutch oven 

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets

dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless

dutch oven by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015

Dutch oven baby 

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.

Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.

Dutch oven baby by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021