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by Cleveland March 14, 2004
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Drew Durnil

Drew Durnil was a good YouTuber spectating games like HOI4 making plenty of dirty and dark humor but has since dumbed down due to Youtubes polices
Please Save Drew Durnil from censorship!
by ZanetheBane April 29, 2022
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durno crazy

When a girl is absolutely nuts about a guy. She stalks, breaks into facebook, myspace, cell phone, email etc.. If you do not pick up the phone or answer a text she will continue with trying to contact you non stop for the next hour. Sex is great with this girl but isn't worth the resulting terror she brings upon your life.
"Get rid of that girl she is durno crazy."
by youloveit February 13, 2008
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Durnin Collar

A Durnin Collar, often known simply "a Durnin", is the unfortunate scenario when the shirt collar subtely refuses to sit right. It is hard to fix, devilishly uncomfortable and worst of all- it gives the wearer the appearance of a sunflower. The Durnin sneaks up on even the best of us in many ways:

1. The simple Durnin occurs when the top button of a shirt is fastened, but the collar sticks out at an unfortunate angle, thus likening collar to the wings of a plane. Repairing the simple Durnin is, as the title suggests, simple, and requires the wearer to push the outside of the collar down whilst pulling the inside of the collar up, though extreme cases may require a button-down collar.
2. The wild Durnin is similar to the simple Durnin, the only difference being that the collar is un-fastened at the top button, giving the subject a more shamelessly hideous appearance. Unfortunately, the wild Durnin is far more difficult to correct than its simple counterpart, and one is often required to re-dress.
3. The parachute Durnin is the most offensive Durnin Collar available. Though technically un-related to the collar, it occurs when some of the material from the back of a shirt rises up the neck, and is trapped by the jacket, meaning that the subject has countless folds of material seeping through the gap between shirt and jacket, hence the title. There is however relief given in that the para-Durnin is simple to correct; it only requires a sharp tug from the bottom of the shirt.
"check the Durnin Collar on Obama tonight"

"dude, d'you think he's realised he's got a parachute Durnin?"
by collar observer October 29, 2009
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Drew durnil

An American geography YouTuber with an argentinian grandpa
Drew durnil is sus
by Gorgre September 5, 2022
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durnt

To steal anything of value or absurd randomness. To take a virginity. To shave off and eyebrow or piece of hair while someone is drunk and unaware. Should be used right after penetration is obtained to insure that the bitch understands why she is there. To take more than thirty percent of a hand held food item. To take your friends snap without telling him about it. To drift a car using purely your e-brake. To fuck over anyone around you. To cut in line at an amusement park. To trip a rollerblader for due to his poor choice of a sport. To hook up with a bitch for the sole purpose of nutting. Should be used in situations where people other than you and your friends do not understand the word. To jack young dumb sluts valued items. Respected by ancient egyptian scholars for its versatility and simplicity. It is the only word that need not be translated into other languages to be understood by all gentleman.
Dean: Hey bro, Im going to pack george a fat snap for backing me up with the cops yesterday.
Kevin: (lying) Nah man, george doesn't even blaze, that beezy is on on probation.
Dean: Well in that case, would you like a snap kevin?
Kevin: (bong bubbling and is cleared, kevin coughs, regains his breath) Durnt!

Separate situation:

Steve: Can you believe how many garden nomes we just durnted from that bitches house connor?
Connor: Haha, I even durnted a bj from her kid sister
by parrotdick July 4, 2010
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Durnk

When you are so drunk you can't even spell the word so you just go with durnk
The hurricane party got too turnt and Korrie got durnk as fuck.
by Brittelam November 22, 2015
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