Doris Day Parking

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.

I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.

by DD Parking February 11, 2008

Derishus

(Dee-rih-shush) Funny accented way of saying "delicious" usually used when something is beyond the normal form of delicious. Also used when the person making the description is a super-awesome intellectual person.

This soup is derishus

by brightmind July 15, 2009

drishtant

Literally a GOD at anything

Omg he's such a drishtant!

by Yeet mastiér May 31, 2019

Drisky

synonym for "coomer"

YO, look at that dude over there he's become a proper Drisky

by Jorís Bohnson September 13, 2020

Druise

A bruise you get when you are drunk, but do not notice until the next morning or days later.

I woke up this morning with a druise on my arm.

by MrkM April 5, 2010

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

Drista

dream's awesome and badass 14 year old sister

George: Tommy who is Dream
Tommy: Oh right that's Drista's brother
Sapnap: Wow Drista is so cool, Dream could never

by yuhyuh101 October 12, 2020