dumperman

Truly a chad

Dumperman :aka dumpy is a chad who has a arch nemesis known as beesechurger_73 also called on the dumpy channel burgerchurger

Guy1:Yo you watch dumpy

Guy2:yeah

Guy1: good *slowly puts shotgun back*

by Ihatepngtubers June 15, 2022

upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).

I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.

by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

Humpty Dumpkin

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

by Pinksocker69 September 13, 2004

dumpkin

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.

by Nighthawk and the Dean March 21, 2005

dumpkin

A pumpkin with a large shit taken on top of it. Preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (Or filthy human) works, too.

When he let his dog into the pumpkin patch, it became a dumpkin patch soon after.

by Princess Lightbulb October 3, 2009

Dumpkin

A word made by some bros on the way back from Washington : The act of shitting on a toilette while a girl is also shitting on toilette facing each other and porking at the same time.

B-rad joe max and evan all got dumpkins

by a group of mofos from NH June 24, 2011

dumpkin

a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.

I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.

by dave miller November 27, 2006