dumbass in distress

An annoying character who's only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em!"

First used by The Nostalgia Critic in his "Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress" video.

Bella Swan is such a dumbass in distress!

by katrinahood December 1, 2013

Dampass

The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.

OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

by SmallButAMassiveArsehole May 14, 2018

stupid dumbass

n. An intensified version of the word "dumbass" using "stupid" to further degrade the dumbass that you are reffering to.

Shut up you stupid dumbass before i kick your ass

by 40oz April 4, 2003

Double dumbass on you!

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.

Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!

by ChameleonAce01 June 29, 2010

Dumbass nigga

You

You a dumbass nigga

by Radah rada April 1, 2020

dumbassism

A criminal offense in which a person acts like a dumbass.

Johhny was caught wanking in his car. He will be convicted of dumbassism.

by r-u-done April 12, 2005

Dumbassary

The level or extent of being a Dumb Ass

Congress is teeming with dumbassary.

by Sklnxbones October 1, 2013