dumbarize

The act of trying to summarize or explain a concept or principle to a person who is not going to be able to understand it and/or refuses to try, usually accompanied by the emotion of frustration for the dumbarizer.

I knew I was in for a long afternoon when I was told to dumbarize my presentation on sales projections for that pylon from head office.

by BijoutheCat September 3, 2011

dumbarton girls

the most popular girls in your school even though they don’t go there. signature is oversized tees and sports shorts with high nike socks and nike air force 1s and a messy bun. plays lacrosse and is loved by all boys. never answers snaps but somehow has a really high snap streak. these girls usually go to dumbarton middle school in baltimore md but some girls who don’t go there are still classified as a dumbarton girl. if they’re blonde, it’s fake and definitely bleached every 3 weeks. if you have a boyfriend, every dumbarton girl has snapped him before you did.

boy 1: i’m talking to this girl from dumbarton

boy 2: what? who is it? mia? kate? abi? maia? tess? kamora?

boy 1: no but she’s SUPER HOT and is friends with all of those dumbarton girls.

by ensuwhwjdheaabcjen March 19, 2022

dumbart

Means to be Dumb and Smart at the same time, I know sounds confusing but when you'll find that special person and he/she call you Dumbart is because that person was trying to be mean but cute at the same time. And at that moment youll know he/she is going to love you forever.

"Oh my god, you are Dumbart"
"Aw I love you too"

by _cristina_12 January 31, 2015

dumbarse

A way to say dumbass in a bit of a diluted manner.

Friend: Those loosers keep dissing Otakus!
Me: What dumbarses!
Friend: I know!
Dumbarses: I hate Otakus! Anime sucks! Japan can go to hell!
*Dumbarses are hit by a druck driven by me*

by Alex W October 16, 2005

Harry Dumbarton

Someone who can't edit anything other than doors

Oh my god that kid is such a Harry Dumbarton(bot)

by Can edit anything other than d July 2, 2019

Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

by Azrael September 18, 2003

Dumbarton

It's the elite of dumb, or rather alumnus, which some consider the perfection of stupidity, to surpass what some only refer to as 'full retard'. To become a Dumbarton, you must throw away any concept of brain activity, even having the ability to read this sentence makes you exempt from reaching the status of Dumbarton. Once anointed as a Dumbarton you become part of a brotherhood, with the benefits of; no responsibility for one's self or decision making skills, a secured spot on the autism spectrum, never hindered to ever utilize a toilet, and the mutant ability to have all your mistakes be considered accidents by all of law enforcement and society.

If not born a Dumbarton, you must be a graduate from the school. The entry level education accepts head trauma or severe drug overdoses, but not limited to those who were home schooled. It is possible to fake being a Dumbarton, but once done you cannot break character, in which our alumni with retard strength are assigned to beat you in public, similar to gangs, until you reach the proper amount of brain damage to correct your flaws of not being an authentic Dumbarton.

While we respect other organizations such as; The Church of Scientology, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Westboro Baptist Church, we do not associate with them. They're religious groups, so don't be a Dumbarton and assume we have anything to do with that shit.

Dumbarton Professor: "What's the first rule of being a Dumbarton?"
Recruit: "Uhh..."
Dumbarton Professor: "You've got potential kid!"

by TheWorldFamousIC December 17, 2016