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Delegation Duel

When 2 people of similar ranks and/or tenure are working together closely on the same projects and they each keep managing to delegate tasks back and forth more than once each.
Eric walks into Bill's office and states "Bill, I need you to work up a proposal for the Cincinnati project." Bill says, "OK, can you review this report and print it in color?" As Eric lays 2 folders on Bill's desk, he says, "Sure. And by the way, here is the information you need to finish the Oklahoma project." Bill says, "thank you." and as Eric is leaving Bill's office, Bill zips Eric an email requesting Eric to fill-in for him at this week's seminar. Thus, a delegation duel.
by Ace Binkley September 24, 2005
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Delzompo

If God one day decided to re-order the dictionary, this word would come first. The name of names, the awesome of awesomes, this is Delzompo.
Damn, Delzompo is a BEAST!

Ever heard of Delzompo? Yes, you have. Everyone's heard of Delzompo.
by joemama222 May 22, 2009
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Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.
Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!
by erictwitch November 24, 2009
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dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.
Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
by lolololol40 January 23, 2011
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Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.
Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
by SteelerPP August 29, 2012
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Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
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Duell joke

A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.
You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke

James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke

Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke
by Anonymousmaybebio May 21, 2022
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