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douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchefuck 

a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
WILLIE LIPSEY, IS SUCH A DOUCHEFUCK.
douchefuck by porkchops are us October 16, 2012

douchefuck 

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
Hey u fuckin douchefuck
douchefuck by Jason109825 August 4, 2006

Douchefuck 

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.
Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!
Douchefuck by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

DoucheFuckMcGee 

When somebody is such a douche they feel the need to fuck a bag of McDonalds while screaming at the top of their lungs "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Jim: Look at that guy he's such a DoucheFuckMcGee.
Bob: I know! It's also a huge waste of the ten piece chicken McNugget meal.

douchefuckersaurus 

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.
He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.
douchefuckersaurus by Witbomb October 10, 2011