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flush the ducts

ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer

'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?

Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
by a dawg April 7, 2004
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ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.
Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.
by Murdock July 11, 2017
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Ducat

A word that can be used in place of any object.
by Dr. Happington January 16, 2009
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Ducati

1. A motorbike, possibly the best in the world, other than Harley Davidson.

2. It's an italian word. It means 'Shit my pants on two wheels.'
Whoa man, did you see that!?

What?

A ducati!

And?

This chick flashed me.

Whoa man, we gotta get ourselves one of those.

The power of Ducatis and boobs.
by Sha-Na-Na-GaGa January 8, 2010
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Ducati

An incredibly sexy Italian bitch built like the sexiest bike ever
Girl: Have you seen the new exchange student?

Guy: The Italian one?
Girl: Hella Ducati. I'd tap that.
by DUCATILOVER May 28, 2018
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ducas

ducas is the most fing adorable couple you will ever know. you will practically simp for their relationship. it will make you feel very lonely and single af!! because ducas is #goatified. Whenever they walk across the room you will smell roses and basketball sweat. ducas is the best couple ever. we only simp for this couple. period pooh. Dana + Lucas
" omg look its dana and lucas!! wowww they are so cute together!!! is there ship name ducas???"

" wait whats ducas???"
" omg you dont know what DUCAS is????!!!! IT'S PRACTICALLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!!!! get outta here your not #goatified love"
" ohhhhh ducas is dana and lucas right???? the couple that smells like roses and basketball sweat"

everyone: "YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
by ducas is goatified May 29, 2021
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Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.
"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."
by Marty May 10, 2004
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