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drunkass

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nikki
"Did I have sex with anyone last night?"

"You're such a drunkass!"
by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 3, 2007
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drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.
"Under normal circumstances, I would not have passed out on top of you at the hotel, but under the drunkenstances, I did."
by Nealie October 28, 2006
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drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.
He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.
by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017
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drunkass

someone who doesn't like anal penetration/anal sex when they're sober, but when they're drunk they want/beg for anal penetration
she's got a drunkass, she never let me fuck her in the ass before, but she had a few drinks last night and was begging for me to stick it in her ass
by the muffin woman June 3, 2008
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Drunkelstiltskin

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.
"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"
by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008
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soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.
"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."
by The Official Hater June 13, 2009
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drunkussion

Possibly suffering a concussion while being extremely under the influence of alcohol. But you can't be sure it's a concussion because of how drunk you are.
When I left the bar last night I tripped and fell off the curb and hit my head on the street. I think I got a drunkussion.
by j_beningufirudo October 3, 2015
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