Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

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drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

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drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.

dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.

by xskwizmx March 16, 2010

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drug dealer know

To know someone in a deeper way, in the way a customer would know a drug dealer. This is not a person who you just say "what's up?" to, but who you know more personally, often knowing with certainty if said person is a drug dealer or not.

This is derived from the Chris Rock movie "Head of State"

I know him, but I don't _drug dealer know_ him

by Zodiac Digital October 4, 2005

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