drivers license

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!

im crying over the song “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo. im having a drivers license situation right now.

by drivers license January 11, 2021

Adam driver

He’s a handsome motherfucker who I would to fuck despite my straightness

Adam Driver can fuck me right in the butthole

by Kylo Ren’s old buddy April 16, 2020

Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.

The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.

by Wrxshun May 2, 2014

Taxi Driver

One of the best movies of all time starring Robert De Niro. De Niro plays a psychotic taxi driver named Travis Bickle who doesn't sleep much and is sick of the scum of the city. In order to clean the scum of the society and save a teenage prostitute, he uses violence as the way to do it.

Taxi Driver should have won the oscar for the Best Picture Award in 1976 over Rocky.

by sagzag June 22, 2004

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

driver's license

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021