creamcatcher

One who grows facial hair intended as a receptacle for ejaculatory fluids

Dude, did you see the beard on that Swede? Total creamcatcher.

by boap September 19, 2012

dream catcher

a sock that you jerk off into.

"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"

"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."

by steve turbs February 19, 2005

Dream Catcher

Someone who goes after things hopelessly out of most people's reach -- and gets them.

Bob quit his job to become a rock star -- and he made it!!! What a Dream Catcher!

by Ryan O'Neal Ryan January 30, 2009

South Beach Dream Catcher

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.

That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

by Gun-Gun August 23, 2008

dream catcher

a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off

"I always use a dream catcher, I don't want my bed to get all nasty."

by mafoo December 7, 2004

dream catcher

A dream catcher is another name for the underwear/boxers/panties during a wet dream. When a male is sleeping and has a wet dream his underwear/boxers will catch the cum allowing for little mess. When a female is sleeping and has a wet dream her panties will become very moist and not allow the juicy goodness to run down her thighs.

Adam woke up early Thursday morning after a steamy dream of his friend Theresa, but when he reached down to adjust himself he felt the stickiness of his load on his dream catcher. All Adam could do is smile and think how it would have felt if he blew his load in Theresa.

by Jeff Briggs April 27, 2013

Dreamcatchers

this is an activity used for amusement in west London. It typically involves three people. Two people wear many plastic gloves from a petrol station and the third person does a poo into their gloved hands. Usually performed in a rural area such as a field. First ever recorded Dreamcatchers took place in Ruislip England.

We done Dreamcatchers last night in a field

by Simon McLeod April 4, 2005