brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit

Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet

by The double vulcan December 23, 2015

dwelling

A place where one resides or where you lay your head at night. A house, apartment or a living unit.

I live in a shitty dwelling. I wouldn't even let my friend's dog shit on my floor it's so dirty.

by Sal Vitale the fourth May 13, 2008

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.

"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Dolling

Northern Irish slang for kissing or making out with.

She was dolling him last I saw her.

by Minty~ May 25, 2011

dolling

1)A form of digital art, in which you find a base somewhere online, take it into a paint program, then draw and shade clothes on it. Dolling is for women and men alike.

"I was dolling myself when you called me."

by Silver March 17, 2005

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.

FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011