douchetentious

Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.

It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.

"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.

by novabeatnik March 18, 2014

DeuscheTerd

Combination of Deusche Bag and a Terd. Kinda like a Dick Head but not as mean. More like a tool and Nerd but way worse.

Stan told on us for skipping Calculus to go to a bar and he is as a DeuscheTerd for not knowing in college you can skip and drink.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

Douchette

A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.

Girls like Snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes

by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011

clarice doucette

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.

Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.

by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018

Doucette

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Yo, don't go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.

by Butterfries June 24, 2008

Douschetacular

A way to describe the worst anything ever.

That's So Raven 2 for the GBA is Douschetacular

by Tim Verner October 10, 2005

Douchette

Female douche bag (complement to male douche bag)

Female athletes that act like guys, and give each other high fives and slap each other on the ass

by Mike, Adam, and Matt May 13, 2005