doughnutting

Practice used in televised sessions in the UK's House of Commons (and other places) of surrounding the speaker at any one time with a coterie of camp followers who would yell "hear hear" and other such things. This would hopefully work to distract the cameraman's attention from the facts that firstly, most of the seats in the chamber would be empty, and secondly most of the remainder would be occupied by MPs who were filling in crosswords, sleeping, or otherwise unengaged in parliamentary business.

Expect lots more doughnutting around Gordon Brown in the next year or two.

by Fearman December 17, 2007

Doughnut

A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.

Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.

by StarvinMarvin August 21, 2013

Doughnut

a spare whip; a spare car.

My car is in the shop, I'm rolling in my doughnut.
Damn nigga, your doughnut is banging!
That fool Biff be fucking bitches in his doughnut.
Woah, even his doughnut is way fucken baller.

by suga night June 2, 2010

Doughnut

A doughtnut ( also spelled donut) is a favored treat of Homer Simpsons. It is a cursed fried cyclops.

On Saturday, I ate the doughnut.

by Izzy September 5, 2004

doughnutting

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.

Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.

by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

Doughnut

Sexual act. Before the penis is erect, a doughnut is inserted over the penis and is used to give a handjob to get to erection. His partner then performs oral sex to eat the doughnut from the penis.

She couldn't wait to give him a doughnut tonight.

As he pulled out, he cried "what a doughnut!"

by The Author's Pen June 14, 2017

doughnut

object used for the trading of sexual favors between a girl who hasn't eaten anything all day because of work, and a pothead who is in possession of said doughnut

"I haven't eaten anything all day, ill do anything for that doughnut"

by the meows May 3, 2010