Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.

People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)

by Cory Price April 29, 2005

douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.

Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis

by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005

douchebaginess

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

by wilssonn March 24, 2010

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

douchebagovna

1: a name given to any female of the Russian community that exhibits douche bag tendencies. Whether this may refer to the expressions on her face, or her poor attempts at social interaction- or rather her poor attempts at getting herself dressed properly in the morning, all constitute the true essence of a DOUCHEBAGOVNA.

"Yulia is such a douchebagovna".

by douchebagovna August 4, 2009

Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebagnet

A location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.

John: Wow, I have met so many Douchbags in this town already.

Adam: I know man, they are everywhere in this city. You will get used to it.

John: Orlando is a Douchebagnet!

by J Bone August 17, 2006