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Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.
by Oxman85 February 1, 2007
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Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.
by baltimoron March 11, 2008
Get the doucheroni mug.The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
Get the doucheronomy mug.A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of
1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis
2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"
3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis
2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"
3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"
by urbanattitude July 23, 2012
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Get the douchemongler mug.douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
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