A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.
When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is
by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013
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by Rhym1ngOr4nge November 29, 2011
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They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
by Radox June 13, 2015
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2. A boyfriend who has a tiny penis that equals the size of a pig's penis.
3. A cop that tried to date someone way above his level and then attempts to pull that person down by making them feel shitty about themselves. All the while knowing he is a pig, and a douche.
4. Any police officer with the name "Craig".
2. A boyfriend who has a tiny penis that equals the size of a pig's penis.
3. A cop that tried to date someone way above his level and then attempts to pull that person down by making them feel shitty about themselves. All the while knowing he is a pig, and a douche.
4. Any police officer with the name "Craig".
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2. "When I try to have sex with my boyfriend Craig he has such a small penis I am completely unsatisfied and sort of embarrassed for him. He is a sad little Douchepig..."
3. "My name is Craig, and I am aware I am both a Pig and a Douche and everyone is better than me, yet I attempt to make others feel shitty. I actually believe my Douchepig self could be better than someone else. I live in a fantasy Douchepig world.
4. "Wow, it's amazing how all police officers named Craig are gigantic Douchepigs."
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