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Douchecanoe

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.
It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011
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rancid douche cunt

The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.
My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.

I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!
by Blarticus August 6, 2006
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Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.
This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.
by dnahvi January 29, 2009
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Douchecon Five

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.
by casejake26 August 28, 2009
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douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you
by bischtiddies February 23, 2019
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douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.
"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."
by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009
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douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front
did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother
by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011
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