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douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.
Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."
by ZorroDave September 13, 2006
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douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.
"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."
by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011
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king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
by queenb254 May 14, 2015
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douchebagasaurus

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.
Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008
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Douchebagitus

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
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douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis
by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
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douchebaginess

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.
"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"
by wilssonn March 24, 2010
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