douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

by bleech128 September 22, 2009

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

Whatever Claus von Douchenburg

by snyper84 August 26, 2009

Douchewobble

a fat piece of shit that acts like a douche bag and wobbles around

1. Andy Reid is a douchewobble

2. Hey Patty look at that douchewobble over there eating twinkies

by brennanhehe December 22, 2008

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012

douchenoob

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011